What happened to MashCore ™?

We have integrated our systems with MashOS ™ and have experienced huge gains in productivity through directly connecting to the root system AI run by our Transcendent Spuds ™.

More GUIs less gooey!

Our Mashtastic™ mash and MashCore™  products are absolutely perfect in a way that would make even Jef Raskin weep salty tears of joy.

It needs more salt 🧂

Beyond a certain point, the health department requires that mash salt content and saltiness of mash be the responsibility of the responsible mash loving customer. Eat responsibly. ™ 

did you make this site 😂

We appreciate the tastiness of our Mashtastic™ mash has set caused a momentary loss in your ability to think clearly, but rest assured, once your heart rate returns to normal, and you have calmed down from your climactic mashing, you will be able to understand your own questions again.

Felt like something you might have whipped up. Lol

As a precaution, in the event of any mashing lasting 4-6 hours, you should call your doctor right away. 

I hope this is a real contact form! 

We hope you enjoyed our Mashtastic™ products while you waited 6 months for this answer. 

Buy now broken :( Can't mash

We assure you that our "Buy Now" has always performed exactly as intended. We even called the web developer we contract out to, and demanded a test and demonstration without additional compensation. We are pleased to report the results are indeed as intended. You may want to try mashing harder.

I feel targeted: I'm not a potato anymore

It is unfortunate you have lost your status as a superior biological being. While we are also saddened by this development, you should look on the bright side: you can now consume our Mashtastic™ products and use our new MashCore™ product.

i likeyou: cuddles

Once we have obtained designs for our Mashtastic ™ and MashCore ™ products, we will release plushies that can comfort you with cuddles in these troubled times.

Drop in a few links to [website censored] to make it funnier pls

Our Mashtatic ™ products are of serious benefit to the bellies of all our customers. We feel you can benefit from our answer to the non-question statement "did you make this site laughing emoji"

I thought this was going to be an esp32 powered by potatoes

That's not a question. A lack of mash in your diet can cause cognitive difficulties. Do not worry, Mashtastic ™ brand mash can re-constitute your mash to resolve these issues.  

We are pleased to let you know that Mashtatic ™ products powering devices is only limited by your imagination. Can potatoes power your esp32? Yes. Can they power your home? Yes. Details can be hashed out later. The answer is yes.