About Us

We're a team of three or four rock star level visionaries. Maybe.

John Smith

Still only thinking about potatoes. We may be concerned.

CEO Robert Downturn

Can legally re-enter the US again as of this year. Ignores Ally. Ally's ideas were inspired by him. Allergic to potatoes.

Dr. Ally Sanders

An expert in Latin and other ancient languages, and an award winning culinary expert. Earns less than John Smith.