John Smith, CTO

Still only thinking about potatoes. We are not concerned.

CEO Robert Downturn

Can legally re-enter the US again as of this year. Ignores Ally. Ally's ideas were inspired by him. Allergic to potatoes.

Made to see the light. Meshes with the MeshOS ™. Loves spuds. Wants you to love spuds. Obeys the spud.

Dr. Ally Sanders

An expert in Latin and other ancient languages, and an award winning culinary expert. Earns less than John Smith.

Sadly was removed from the company due to drama and protests surrounding our MashOS™ project. Her image is kept up here to ensure you assume she is associated with us still.