Mashtastic

Quality potatoes, mashed or fried

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Fried Green Potatoes. The Matrix has you.

But we're more proud of our logo.

Potato Features

So minimalist, it can almost be considered generic. If not for the potatoes, it'd be confused for hp!

We use the best trained AI's on the market, train them to give our potatoes the best scores, then have them rate our potatoes.

Because we sell potatoes.

Because I'm a potato.

We ask that you refrain from asking for the source.

We're a team of three or four rock star level visionaries. Maybe.

Still only thinking about potatoes. We may be concerned.

Can legally re-enter the US again as of this year. Ignores Ally. Ally's ideas were inspired by him. Allergic to potatoes.

An expert in Latin and other ancient languages, and an award winning culinary expert. Earns less than John Smith.