Mashtastic

Quality potatoes, mashed or fried

Info

Fried Green Potatoes. The Matrix has you.

We're proud of our food

But we're more proud of our logo.

Features

Potato Features

Our stylized logo is minimalist

So minimalist, it can almost be considered generic. If not for the potatoes, it'd be confused for hp!

AI enhanced potatoes

We use the best trained AI's on the market, train them to give our potatoes the best scores, then have them rate our potatoes.

It has potatoes

Because we sell potatoes.

How are you feeling?

Because I'm a potato.

100% OpenSource Potatoes

We ask that you refrain from asking for the source.

About Us

We're a team of three or four rock star level visionaries. Maybe.

John Smith

Thinking about potatoes.

CEO Robert Downturn

Can re-enter the US. Ignores Ally. Allergic to potatoes.

Ally Sanders

An expert in Latin, and award winning culinary expert.